THIS MADE ME SMILE

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Overheard conversation from two boys:

Juan:  “Bakit panay ang iyak ng baby ninyo kagabi?”

Pedro:  “Eh sa iyo mangyari naman, wala kang ipin, wala kang buhok at yung binti mo mahiha at hindi ka makalakad o makatayo, siguro naman iiyak ka din.”

*****

During a prison education class, the math teacher asked the newly enrolled inmate students if they have already learned counting.  A youthful offender stood up to be recognized.

The teacher was very appreciative, “Okay, sige nga, simulan natin.  Ibigay mo ang bilang mula isa hanggan sa dulo.”

The student began, “ Isa, dalawa, tatlo, apat, lima, anim, pito, walo, siyam, sampu, palaso, hari, reyna at jack!”

*****

A teen ager was listening to a song in a nearby bistro when another youthful fellow saw him.

Coco:  “hahaha! Ang baduy mo talaga, mga lumang kanta na yan ah!”

Paolo:  “hehehe, oo nga, ikaw din, matanda na lola mo pero pinakikinggan mo pa rin siya!”

*****

In the same prison education class, the chemistry teacher wanted to teach the inmates about the evils of alcohol.  And so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.

“Tingnan ninyo ang bulate,” said the teacher putting a worm first into the water.  The worm in the water swam happily around.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey.  It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

“Ngayon, ano ang leksyon na nakita ninyo sa ganitong experimento?” the teacher asked.

An interested inmate at the back raised his hand and wisely responded, “Uminom ng alak para hindi  bulatiin!”

*****

Historians from US, Japan and Philippines were boasting on how developed their ancient civilization used to be.

US historian: “ Naghukay kami at nakitang may kable na patungo sa mga lungsod.  Ang ibig sabihin nito ay may telepono na kami noong araw pa!”

Japanese historian:  “Medyo huli na kayo pala, hehehe.  Kami may nahukay na optical fiber na.  Mas advance pa rin kami kaysa inyo!”

Philippine historian:  “Nakaka-awa pala kayo noong araw.  Kami walang nahukay miski na sa pinaka-malalim na lugar.  Ibig sabihin niyan, noong araw pa, kami ay naka wifi na!”

*****

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About vjtesoro

A perpetual student of Corrections

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